From Offensive Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

Would you mind terribly much if I asked you to take your silly-assed
problem down the hall?
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From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

The race is not always to the swift, nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
		-- Damon Runyon
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From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

A liberal is a man too broad minded to take his own side in a quarrel.
		-- Robert Frost
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