From Compilation of excuses from the Bastard Operator From Hell...

BOFH excuse #104:

backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD
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From Compilation of excuses from the Bastard Operator From Hell...

BOFH excuse #204:

Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds. "Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines."
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From rdwm...

"Everything journalists write is true, except when they write about
something you know."
		-- des@freebsd
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(Source: rdwm)