From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.
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From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

I'm not even going to *bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN.
		-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
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From zippy...

I'm rated PG-34!!
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(Source: zippy)