From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

Reception area, n.:
	The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend
	innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade
	magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,
	while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine --
	Cosmopolitan.
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From Fortunes (FreeBSD)...

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.
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From limerick...

There was a young fellow named Gene
Who first picked his asshole quite clean.
	He next picked his toes,
	And lastly his nose,
And he never did wash in between.
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(Source: limerick)